January 2012
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I’m so tired of people telling me I have a sinus infection, or strep throat, or the flu. Really, you are so kind to ask me where it hurts, and I’ll be happy to tell you, but please spare me your diagnosis.
I’ve already been to the doctor… more than twice. They’ve ran tests, taken blood and urine, and looked at me every which way. I’ve done two antibiotic cycles...
clavid:
i’ve always wanted to go through a where’s waldo book at like target and circle all the waldos in sharpie
You’re a horrible person.
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clavid:
i lost my innocence when the dog on i am legend died
Oh man, I cried.
hold me closer tony danza: Yesterday my mom posted... →
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one...
When I talk to someone from another country who has never been to the USA and they have perfect English, it really makes me hate America’s education system for not expanding more into other languages and forms of communication. Almost every other first world country starts teaching students several languages from a very young age, and they continue learning them throughout school. In the USA...
Guys with make up on...
chaudchoyoyo:
*throws up*
Every. single. guy. you see on TV is wearing makeup, almost always. Every talk show host, news anchor, reality TV star, everyone in sitcoms, science fiction shows, everyone you see on stage for a play or musical, or any other kind of stage production, is wearing makeup. Whether it’s just a little powder too keep them from looking shiny and concealer under the...
“There as a study in which it comes out that thirty of the largest companies in...”
– Massachusetts Senate candidate ELIZABETH WARREN, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
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I seriously can’t remember if I’m 23 or 24. WTF is wrong with me.
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Wow. Thanks subconscious for putting me in the plot of arachnophobia in last nights dream. That wasn’t restful at all.
I have a problem...
thisawfullybigadventure:
63 pair and counting…
That’s not a problem.
This makes me want to push them all together into a pile like leaves in the fall and jump in them.
Am I the only one who gets weird when I meet someone with the same name as me? I always look at it like highlander… There can be only one.
My name isn’t very common where I’m from so I think that’s particularly acceptable.
Two things.
1. Why do people make posts on their tumblr just to promote their facebook page or their twitter and link to it when they already have a link on every one of their social network profiles to all of their other social network profiles. Unless you just created a new account there’s really no reason for it. If I really wanted to follow you on every single social network, I would fucking find...
