I really wish I could roar like a lion when I'm...
This guy in class-
Is passing around a picture of some girl wearing next to nothing for her Halloween costume and saying “OMG it was so cold how did she do this” I’m so not impressed. Bitch I wore less than that and I was definitely not cold. Why do I feel like the gay community in general is way more committed to the idea of Halloween.
The human race is just a chemical scum on a moderate-sized planet, orbiting...– Stephen Hawking, from an interview with Ken Campbell in 1995 (via fuckyeahatheistmemes)
I'd be so sad if belly buttons didn't exist.
votrelouvel: They really make a tummy so much better looking… ~it just completes the perfection that is a male tummy.~
My fat roommate keeps turning off the heat...
I’m not sorry you’re fat. 60 degrees isn’t an acceptable temperature for inside the house.
joshishollywood: An important message for people who incorporate internet memes into their public demonstrations It’s hard for others to take you seriously when you make a joke of the very cause that you support.
Mouse Rat: You know →
awillowcabin: student loans I would have been content paying 200 300 400 or even 500 dollars a month. But come on 700. Ridiculous. What’s even more sad is that they’re all private. But looking back, what should I have done? Forgone a college education just because the student loan payments would…
The cute boy I normally stare at in my French...
Why am I even here?
mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
jadeita: hot rod flames no bunnies hot rod flames bunnies hot rod flames bunnies HOT ROD FLAMES BUNNIES HOT ROD FLAMES BUNNIES